So here's the desk...

Jenna: and we have a president who, when he comes on the tv to address the country, i won't look for ways to tear my face off

me: hahaha
well he doesn't sound like an idiot
and make awkward pauses and have shifty eyes

Jenna: hahahaha
and have dick cheneys hand up his ass

me: I like how bush was holding a press conference to say he was going to help obama transition to the white house
gee thanks, bush

Jenna: hahahah
i was imagining what that would look like

me: hahaha

Jenna: "so, here's the desk...
i keep candy in drawer

me: haahahah

Jenna: and silly putty in that one

me: hahahaha

Jenna: and here's the chair
it's spinny
and here's my pillow i keep in here for when dick comes in and tells me it's naptime

me: hahaha

Jenna: and that's about it"
"oh, and here's the phone...
speed dial 2 is pizza hut, 3 is cheng's chinese garden, 4 is my bookie, and 1 is somethin official...I'm not allowed to touch that"

me: haha
there's this other red phone
but we unplugged it a long time ago

Jenna: hhahaha

me: cheney just lets me play with it

Jenna: i like to pretend to call the north pole on it

me: "hello? santa?"

Jenna: "bring me a pony!"